Position for Hire
Middle-aged woman (yes, apparently, with this last birthday I hit MIDDLE AGE, at least according to the US Census) seeks bright youngster for instructional help in the usage of modern day electronic appliances - in particular, a Classic iPod.
Must be capable of useful coaching without the use of too many sarcastic remarks, such as:
- "Hell-oooo! Welcome to the 21st century, Lady!"
- "Are you freakin' kidding me?!"
- "Madonna...who's Madonna? Oh wait, is she that OLD chick who sang that song...?!"
- "I can't believe you don't know how to do this! Didn't they have computers when you were younger, or did you ride a dinosaur to school?"
Educational requirements : Some elementary school.
(Which is exactly 10 times what I got paid when I worked as a kid, and more than I'd make right now if I ran out right now and got a job of my own.)
Hours: From the time school gets out until your mom needs you home for dinner.
Workplace limitations: "Texting" of one's friends during instructional periods will not be tolerated. (Particularly because I won't know what the heck you're talking about.)
If interested, please contact Natalie by telephone. No email contacts, please, because half the time I can't figure out how to turn on my computer...