Yes. It's a garden hose.
But not just any garden hose. It's a nice, heavy duty garden hose with a lifetime warranty that we picked up a few weeks ago. Only it's not very nice anymore. Now it's a $35 chew toy. And its lifetime was about a month.
I guess this is what I get for putting the dog outside while I drive the carpool.
Silly me, I was trying to make sure she didn't destroy the house again.
On the bright side, at least we know what she's capable of. I'm hoping she'd do the same thing to the ankle of anyone who ever tried to break into our house.