Thanks to a recent home inspection that was only slightly less invasive than the time I gave birth drug-free while a large team of medical students stood closely by and observed...
I can proudly declare our home is termite free. At least for now.
And, uh, I guess that's pretty exciting news, especially if you read all the junk mail we've been getting lately warning us about the dangers of termite infestation.
I don't know.
I'm just not sure what my level of concern about 'subterranean termites' should be right now compared to real threats like deadly flu strains, nationwide job lay-offs, and the upcoming remake of the classically nostalgic film, Dirty Dancing.